I once dated a half Afghani/German boy and he had ocean blue eyes and dark Afghani features. He was an asshole who I didn't date for very long. I'm embarrassed to reveal this fact but because of his looks and my poor self esteem those many, many years ago I was willing to put up with his crap.
So I thought I'd share with the world those actors and models who turn my crank so-to-speak. Hell, they may turn your crank as well. Not in any particular order of hotness:
Rufus Sewell
Vincent D'Onofrio
Oh my tall, dark and handsome man. Ok, he has brown eyes. I'm willing to forgive and forget. Damn, this man, this man, this man......he is THE most incredible actor out there right now. You've never heard of him? Go to IMDB.com, get his list of movies and start watching. You'll be blown away!
He's got a Scottish accent for fook sake! Just that alone is enough for me...almost. He's got the blue/green eyes that make me melt (I'll use that word rather than the one I really want to use ok?). The only movie that I thought he was decent in was Dear Frankie. His singing is embarrassing and his American accent is even worse. Why can't they let the poor guy speak in his native tongue?
Cary Grant
Another that never had blue or green eyes. One word: dashing. If I have to explain the why to you, you'll never get it!
Billy Zane
I know, I know he's the ultimate mimbo. But he looks soooo good! I've always had a thing for him when I saw him in Dead Calm and Twin Peaks. If you thought Gerard Butler was terrible, then you need to check out Billy's repertoire of B-movies.
Yul Brynner
Never has a bald headed man turned me on like this one! Plus, I soooo dug his accent. Yes, he's long buried and gone--they just don't make them like they used to! Also, nothing turns my crank than a man who wears a skirt: be it a kilt or a sarong. Damn he looked so good being so bad in The Ten Commandments. Those eyes........
Peter Dinklage
Firstly, I'm WELL aware of his size. If you take away the height factor and what have you got? You have a dark haired, green eyed fox with a rough commanding voice. He's also an incredible versatile actor.
John Malkovich
Most people I know whenever I mention I have this thing for John....they just look at me like I'm some sort of freak. I'm willing to admit I kind of get turned on when a guy is capable of being calm one minute and completely losing his poop the next. Still don't know what I'm talking about? Then you need to rent the movie, Dangerous Liaisons with him and Glenn Close. Not the namby pamby versions such as Valmont, or Cruel Intentions either.
Christopher Meloni
I never had a thing for cops, but watching Chris over ten year's time makes me want to change my mind--almost. All I can say is, "Wouldn't mind getting slammed up against a wall and searched by him!" Sorry Mrs. Meloni--lucky whore.
Paul Hewson AKA Bono Vox
I have wanted this man for almost thirty years! Now I'm showing my age here a bit. Nevertheless, this man is a musical genius; his words, his music....amazing. Look now ladies and gentlemen--I'm a realist. I know he's a bit of a douchebag telling other countries how to run themselves, meanwhile, he pulls his cash out of Ireland because he doesn't feel like paying taxes, taxes which would help his own fellow countrymen.....
I'll stop for now. Need to wipe the computer desk where I've been drooling over these fine looking men.
